1.An Aboki man took his radio for repairs. When the radio was opened, a rat jumped out and ran away.
The Aboki man shouted "ku taimaka, mai bada labaru zai gudu" (Help! Help!! The Newscaster is escaping).
2. A certain yoruba man always goes to eat Rice and stew in a restaurant,
so one day when he went to eat @ d restaurant dey said " Stew neva done yet" ,
the man said no probs just bring the ordinary rice for me, so he ate d ordinary rice, immediately he finished eating they said d stew is done,
the man said "bring the stew wey una suppose put 4 ma rice" so they gave him d stew,
this guy just drank d stew, b4 I know wetin dey happen dis guy start tumbling and scattering d whole place, he use his body 2 hit d ground several times, we managed to hol him down and ask him what wrong.
The guy said " I dey mix d rice and stew wey dey inside my belle"
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