Joke of the Day: Pay Increase

Abena, a house maid asked for a pay increase. The madam was upset about this
 and decided to talk to her about the pay raise that she requested.
 Madam: "Now Abena, why do U feel U deserve an increase.
 Abena: Well ma'am, 3 reasons why I want an Increase! The first One, I do iron better than You!
 Madam:who said U iron best than me?
 Abena:Your husband did!
 Madam: Oh!
 Abena: the 2nd reason: I can cook better than U!.
 Madam: who said U're a better cook than me!
 Abena:Your husband did!
 Madam: Oh!
 Abena: the 3rd reason: Am better than U in bed.
 Madam: Really, (now furious and agitated): my husband said that
 as well?
 Abena: No madam. Your husband's bestfriend Peter did tell me that I'm better than U in bed!.
 Madam: Abena Abena!!! Sweet baby! Now tell me, How much did U say u wanted again???