South African woman invents Anti-Rape Device

A South African woman has invented an anti-rape device which when inserted into the vagina, will bite into a guy’s penis when she flexes her vagina muscles.
Sonette Ehler, the inventor of the device called the RAPE-X, says she got the idea from a friend who when she was raped recently told her “I wish I had teeth down there” Ehler says the logo for the device features the slogan “YES MEANS YES, BUT NO MEANS CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!!!” South Africa has the highest rate of rapes in the WORLD.