Joke of the Day: Testimony time

Praise the Lort. Hmmm! It's not a small something. Well, actually, it all started a two day ago, which i'm in my house, so a small hungry is catching me, so i look in the house nothing much to chop only small plantains which i've not fried before. So, i tell myself to fry it and chop, as i'm frying that plantains so, phone ringing, so i look, it's a far......ing place, so i now run, which i reach there, it's my father which call, so i now say, father call after, plantains frying. I keep it. So now, i now turn around, as i turn around, all of a suddenliness everywhere in my house have turn to smoke.Children of God as i'm approaching, smoke is biging, smoke is just biging biging. It's a fearing thing o!, if it's you self, you'll fearing. So i now call on my God, i sing his sing which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! Smoke is still biging make i talk true. So i now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle thing. Smoke start to small, small, small. Then, my plantains have burn to ashes. Hallelujah. But my main testimony today be say, i chop that charcoal and nothing happen to me, church praise the Lort"