A Doc went fishing one afternoon & not wanting 2 close his Clinic, left his Male Assistant in charge.
The Doc came back n asked,"how did u get on?"
Assistant says, "I had 3 patients. The 1st had a headache so I give her Paracetamol"
... ... "Good man" says the Doc.
"The 2nd had indigestion, so I gave her Gaviscon."
"Well done."said the Doc.
"The 3rd was a young gorgeous woman who burst into d room, took off all her clothes & lay down on the table, spreads her legs and shouts "Please, please help me, I haven't seen a man in 5 years...!"
"Sweet mother of god!!! What did you do?" asks the Doctor. . . . . .
Assistant says "I gave her eyedrops !!"...olodo grade one!!!
The Doc came back n asked,"how did u get on?"
Assistant says, "I had 3 patients. The 1st had a headache so I give her Paracetamol"
... ... "Good man" says the Doc.
"The 2nd had indigestion, so I gave her Gaviscon."
"Well done."said the Doc.
"The 3rd was a young gorgeous woman who burst into d room, took off all her clothes & lay down on the table, spreads her legs and shouts "Please, please help me, I haven't seen a man in 5 years...!"
"Sweet mother of god!!! What did you do?" asks the Doctor. . . . . .
Assistant says "I gave her eyedrops !!"...olodo grade one!!!
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