Man caught having sex with donkey

A Zimbabwean man, Sunday Moyo has been caught having with a donkey tied to a tree in his backyard. 28-year-old Moyo, admitted in the court that his actions were bad but that he had a reasonable explanation for his lewd act.
When asked to explain, Sunday Moyo said a few hours earlier, the donkey was a human prostitute.
In court, Sunday Moyo lamented:
“Your Lordship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested, I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey. I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey“
Moyo was charged with bestiality and ordered to undergo examination by two court psychiatrists.  The donkey has mostly forgotten about the incident, and is currently eating a wormy apple in Moyo’s backyard