Thursday, 29 September 2011

Joke of the day

Says In a nursery 2 class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mum get pregnant?"
Teacher: How old is your mother?'
Little girl: she is forty
Teacher: O yes she can get pregnant.
Little girl: Can my big sister get pregnant?
... Teacher: How old is your big sister?
Little girl: She is Nineteen.
Teacher: Of course ya sister can certainly get pregnant Little girl: So wat of me, can I get pregnant?
Teacher: How old are you, dear?
Little girl: I'm five years Teacher: No, dear, you can't get pregnant
Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, 'See, I told you we had nothing to worry about!'
The teacher fainted....

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