Nicolas Cage headed for divorce

According to Star Magazine, Nicolas Cage’s marriage to Alice Kim is in shambles. This comes less than two months after his drunken rage in New Orleans, in which he ended up being arrested for public intoxication and domestic abuse.

Those charges were later dropped, and Alice claims he didn’t abuse her, they were just fighting in the street or wherever. Oh, and Nic drunkenly dropped his kid too. I remember that. Anyway, Alice and Nic were married in 2004, when she was either 19 or 20 years old. They have a son, Kal-El . And it’s looking like Alice thinks seven years is more than enough time spent with Nic’s shrunken-head-buying dumbass, and she wants out. Meanwhile, Nic’s partying at the Marmont like a Lohan.

Nic’s always been such a strange bird, but at this point, I’m wondering if this kind of behavior overall adds up to an actual chemical imbalance or psychological problem. Like, I’ve always thought that Nic was weird and eccentric, but now I’m thinking “Bipolar”.
So… I wouldn’t be surprised if Alice pulls the plug (so to speak). Seven years plus one son must equal a decent settlement plus a lot of alimony and child support, right? Oh, wait - if he still bankrupt? I wish Alice good luck in trying to divide up their assets, like those shrunken heads, the dinosaur bones and albino king cobras. And I wish Nic good luck in his continued trolling of the area high schools