There was this guy at a bar , just looking at his drink . He stays like that for half an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him , takes the drink from the guy and just drank it all. The poor man started crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, i was just joking. Here, I will buy you another drink, i just can't stand to see a man cry".
"NO it is not that.This day is ...the worst day of my life, first i fall asleep and go late 2 my office, my boss fires me. when i left my building to my car, i found out it was stolen, the police said they can do nothing . I got a cab to return home, and when i left it, i remembered i forgot my wallet and credit cards there, the cab driver just drove away.
I got home and found my wife in bed with a gardener. I left home to this bar, and when i was thinking about putting an end to my life, you showed up and drank my poison.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him , takes the drink from the guy and just drank it all. The poor man started crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, i was just joking. Here, I will buy you another drink, i just can't stand to see a man cry".
"NO it is not that.This day is ...the worst day of my life, first i fall asleep and go late 2 my office, my boss fires me. when i left my building to my car, i found out it was stolen, the police said they can do nothing . I got a cab to return home, and when i left it, i remembered i forgot my wallet and credit cards there, the cab driver just drove away.
I got home and found my wife in bed with a gardener. I left home to this bar, and when i was thinking about putting an end to my life, you showed up and drank my poison.
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