A boy goes 2his dad &asks,"What is politics?"
Dad says,"Son,let me xplain it dis way: I'm d breadwinner of d family,so let's call me capitalism. Ur Mom is d administrator of d money,so we'l call her d Govt. We'r here 2tak care of ur needs,so we'l call u d pple. D nanny,is d Workin Class.&ur baby broda,is d Future. Now tink abt dat.
D little boy goes off 2bed tinkin abt wat dad had said. Later dat night,he hears his baby broda cryin,so he checks up on him. He finds dat his diaper was soiled. So d little boy goes 2his parents' room &finds his mother asleep. He goes 2d nanny's room,findin d door locked,he peeks in d keyhole &sees his father in bed wit d nanny. He leaves &goes back 2bed. D next mornin,d little boy says 2his father, "Dad,I tink I Understand d concept of politics now." D father says,"Gud son,tell me wat u tink politics is abt." D little boy replies,"Well,while Capitalism is screwing d Workin Class,d Govt is sound asleep,d Pple are being ignored &d Future is in deep shit."
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