Joke of the day: Ready for Sex!!

One evening a husband n wife were in bed.
The husband was reading a book and the wife was watching TV, the husband reaches over and puts his hand in his wife's panties then withdraws his hand, the wife was surprised by dis nd thought
perhaps her husband was in the mood for a lil love.
A short time later the husband again reaches into his wife's
panties then withdraws his hand.
Now the wife is al...most sure that her husband was in the mood. She decides to wait for him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure.
Sure enough, the husband, still repeat the move
she leaves the bed, removes her clothes and returns ready
for se.x.
Her husband, still reading his book was surprised wen she
says, "dear!, I'm ready!
The husband asks,"for what"? she says ''well for sex dear! u've
fin.gered me three times in the last 5mins and now i'm ready!
The husband replies
"Huh!!
Sex?
I was just wetting my fingers so I could flip the pages over