LAFF IT OFF: NAIJA MENTALITY

NAIJA MENTAITY:
Every sunday = Rice
All northerners are Muslims
All calabar ladies are good in bed
Rich hausa men are Alhaji while poor ones are Aboki.
On a date the guy should pay the bill
The older child must marry first
When you travel abroad you become rich
Every noodles na indomie
No sex on first date
... No calabar girl is a virgin
Igbo girls like money
Yoruba girls are dirty
Mix maltina and peak milk=blood tonic
Alomo bitter = sex fuel
Is this really true?